From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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