I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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