How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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