Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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