We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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