hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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