We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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