remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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