I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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