I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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