I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Houston, we have a blender
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just want to make out with him forever
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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