Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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