They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I am one with the molecules
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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