You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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