you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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