dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I deserve this hangover.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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