32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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