I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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