She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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