When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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