just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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