It's like God shit irony all over that family
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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