More tranny stories later!
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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