there's paper in my vomit.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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