Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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