You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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