she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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