just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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