Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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