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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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