My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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