Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
how drunk are you?
Several
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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