wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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