Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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