bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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