yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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