Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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