I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I am available for nakedness
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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