He is such a slut. More and more my type.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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