she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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