Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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