Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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