im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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