belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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