Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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