Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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