I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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