If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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