is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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