Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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