it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
