I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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